Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Allofourparentsthey'regettingolder

Ugh, the title of the upcoming RTVS (Reality TeleVision Show!) "Girl on Girl" conjures up unpleasant notions of lesbian porno. Couldn't they have picked a less raunchy title?!?!? Anyway, I don't blame them. Probably to drum up viewership. Never mind, cable TV ftw.

A, A, A, A;
Possible gene sequence
Also possible PIN number
(A tautology, I know.)
To unlock what?

Cattle colleges;
Institutions of
A connective nature
Which may also dissolve
Noses with high bridges and even higher aspirations

Honour cords, tassels;
Mortarboard that sits like an
Upturned dog-dish
(Infallible! Dog may feast without fear
Of flipping dish)

Today in class we talked about the education system. I was Minister for Education for the day, a self-assumed position, because no one else from the Ministry cared to speak up. At least, I don't think I was trying to be ironic. All due respect to the Ministry, I believe in eating whole grains, and if Tharman were to pick through my rice bowl, he would certainly encounter bits of rice chaff. The Ministry people were there too, luckily they didn't see what I REALLY had to say. Glad I was taking the Ministry's stance, or might've been blacklisted as Potential Miscreant. Not that there wasn't any sense in it because there was! Glad I made them laugh. Hah, referring to them as the Ministry kind of reminds me of the Orwellian concept of BIG BRUVVER! What is it again? Miniluv, minitrue, miniplenty, minipax, and maybe we're all in a monolithic Room 101. Also talked about surveillance, load of totalitarian crap. Would be Minication! Sounds like some electronics brand. Or a miniature component of Chemistry (no such thing!).

With our thesaurus
Here we go, here we go!
Even if you saw us,
We wouldn't know, wouldn't know!

Switch your words around!
We wouldn't make a sound!

- oat on my tongue.
by @ 9:32 PM