Monday, May 07, 2007
Maybe the Wicked Witch of the West told Dorothy to Fuck Off. Like, click your effing nine-inch heels and go back to Texas. Wait, Dorothy was from Texas? Texas is one of the states in America that has the highest percentage of obese people, and it has cowboys and cheese. Cowboys+Cheese+Deep-fried twinkies = ?
The water smells different tonight, and it tastes odd too. Must be because they changed the connector thing in the shower. Not like I'm going to get arsenic poisoning or anything. Hope not, haha. Just now I felt swollen with a deluge of injustice, but after my shower I don't feel anything like that anymore.
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, and I must pause till it come back to me.
- bring me back home.
by @ 8:49 PM