Sunday, December 11, 2005

10 Things I Need To Keep Doing To Stay Young:
1. Air guitar
2. Fold money planes and fly them into the little bag that the church helpers use.
3. Never throw my bolster away [more than ten years worth of sentimental value]
4. Watch cartoooooooons
5. Wear pyjama longs on my head and pretend I'm the oldest Billy Goat Gruff and that the coffee table is the bridge.
6. Watch BARNEEEEYY reruns
7. Try composing songs in Teochew making fun of Grandma and pluck a mini guzheng as we sing along.
8. Imagine tuition teachers in yellow bikinis driving cars with no seats.
9. Swallow a 1 dollar coin and pretend it's holy communion
10. Stuff pillows under my shirt and pretend I'm pregnant, screaming "IT'S COMING IT'S COMING!" while my sister drives a make-believe ambulance. eeeyoreeeyorrrr.

If all else fails, I'll have to Botox my heavily aging face and end up looking like Mike Douglas sans beautiful wife. In my opinion, Zeta-Jones is the saving grace for his sagging face. Saving Grace Sagging Face.

On less serious matters, I'll be sending out christmas cards iff I don't procrastinate a whole lot like I did last year and end up not sending anything at all ]]]: I'm so sorry to those who were expecting one. This year, I'll send them out - shoot to kill if you don't get one and I promised you one.

- 10 things I should continue doing
by @ 7:58 PM