Tuesday, November 15, 2005

DRINK MILK! I'm drinking milk! If you love milk (or want to find out more about it), go here. If you hate milk, go here.

"It was during this time that we had the discussion about
milk. Mr. Kallenbach said, 'We constantly talk about the
harmful effects of milk. Why then do not we give it up? It
is certainly not necessary.' I was agreeably surprised at
the suggestion, which I warmly welcomed, and both of us
pledged ourselves to abjure milk there and then."

-Mahatma Gandhi

Actually, I don't REALLY like milk, but cow's milk is cool! As long as the cows aren't mistreated or anything. IKEA has KETCHUP COWS at the bistro downstairs. Or at least it has little plastic udders that invite people to "Please help yourselves" and SQUEEZE THE UDDERSSS!! Hahaha that's just WRONG IKEA! I feel like getting a cowcow template now!

How? PERSEVERE! I can do it! (((: I think people should get more calcium in them! If you're not drinking milk, you'd better start now! Apparently, human milk tastes bitter. EEE. Alternatively, you could try goat's milk or soy milk or weird rice milk. I thought they used rice milk to water plants??

I'm talking to CHOONHUI (Chun Hui) now! and I've written a jingle entitled "Chun Hui Says I Look Silly":

Verse:
Chun Hui says I look silly! Lalala
Like onion rings and chilli!
She pays her bills
And buys Extrim Pills
With her $0.70 an hour
Salareeeeee

Bridge:
Oh look at meeeeeee
She says I look SILLEEEEEEE
But how, how, how can it be!
When all I've done is

Chorus: (superfast)
Wrappedmyheadinapapertowel
Spunaroundscreamingforanimalrights
Hadformydinneraninfectedfowl
Walkedononeleg
ANDWOREPURPLETIGHTS
HEEHEEHOHOHAHAHAHU
Thefriendlydoggiesays"HOWDYDOO"
AHHH SCAREEEH!


HMHMHM? I should go bathe soon! I should add MELODY! ((((: Hahaha. I remember the time Cordelia and the other girl whom I met the other day at j8 with Germaine PERFORMED OUTSIDE SPINELLI'S 3 DAYS IN A ROW. HAHAHA. And on the final day I even got over my stage fright to make a dedication to all dads cos it was fathers' day. hahaha. I hate the song 'The Tide is High' NOW and FOREVER because we sang it manymany times and it was not my type of song. And it still isn't. Haha.

- milk!
by @ 7:32 PM